She exemplifies our ideal of urban womanhood.
Her hobbies include dueces, blunts ("wet" of course) and something she calls "slob-n-bob".

She maintains her excellent figure by what she says is doing her only excercise a minimum of four hours each day. The Nasty.

I thought her favorite excercise was the constant scratching of her privates but I was wrong.

Funny, how I notice some of my fellow beauty pageant judges are now also scratching their privates.

Till next year, The Miss CH Beauty Pageant.